With a nod to the marvellous humour of The two Ronnies sketch.
F U N E blogs – Have you any blogs?
Like a good sketch, the best of blogs is repeated and quoted when shared on the right platform.
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Corbett: That's all we've got time for, so it's "Goodnight" from me. Barker: And it's "Goodnight" from him.
Here are ten of Ronnie Corbett’s funniest lines – guaranteed to raise a smile in his memory.
1) "After a series of crimes in the Glasgow area, Chief Inspector McTavish has announced that he is looking for a man with one eye. If he doesn't find him, he's going to use both eyes."
2) "A juggernaut of onions has shed its load all over the M1. Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on."
3) "French wine growers fear that this year's vintage may be entirely spoiled due to the grape treaders' sit-in."
4) "A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston by-pass. Motorists are asked to be on the look-out for 16 hardened criminals."
5) "We will be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet."
6) "We've just heard that in the English Channel, a ship carrying red paint has collided with a ship carrying purple paint. It is believed that both crews have been marooned."
7) "It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men: Laurel and Hardy."
8) "There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done."
9) "We'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed a Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame."
10) "All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my right hand."
RIP, Ronnie.
Peter Foulkes
Colourfast Group Ltd.
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